[ Furnaces, Machinery Rumbling ]
[ Truck Horn Honking ]
[ Drilling ]
[ Alarm Blaring ]
[ Sirens Wailing ]
[ Man Shouts ]
[ Rumbling Continues ]
Down !
[ Alarm Blaring ]
[ Machinery Humming ]
[ People Chattering, Laughing ]
[ Laughter ]
How ya doin' ?
Hey, watch out, Axel. We'll be calling him old fireballs after tonight.
- [ Axel ] Fuckin' A. - Not bad.
[ Axel ] Hey, Stevie, now that you're going to the army,
how about givin' my 20 bucks back ?
[ Murmuring ]
- So long, Mike. - Take care, Mike.
I'll see ya, fellas.
- Freddy ! - Hi, Mike. Be good.
- You hear about the happy Roman ? - Yeah.
- He was "glad he ate her." - [ Mike ] Come on. Let's go, let's go.
- Where's Stan ? Hey, Stan ! - I don't know.
- I'll see you later. - Take care.
- Nick ! Write us. - [ Chattering ]
- Take care of yourself, okay ? - Bye-bye.
- So long. - Take it easy, Mike.
- Don't get your ass shot off. Okay ? Good luck. - Okay, I won't.
Hey ! Say, Mike, take care of yourself. Good luck to you.
- Kill a few for me too. - I will. Stay out of trouble.
[ Axel ] Hey, little killer.
Stevie ! Hey !
Hey, Axel, there's Stan. Stanley !
- [ Mike ] Stanley, you asshole. - Hey, Stan !
- [ Chattering, Laughing ] - Stan, it's no use !
- Come on, Stosh. You're beautiful now. - [ Laughter ]
[ Mike ] You're still an ugly bastard, Stan !
[ Man ] Good luck to you in the army, man.
[ Steven ] Get Stanley, Axel.
[ Mike ] Come on. Come on.
[ Axel ] Get the hell outta here.
[ Mike ] Come on, Stan. Let's go.
[ Chattering ]
[ Nick ] Very mature. Very mature, well-adapted individual, Stosh.
- Take it easy. - Whoa.
Hey ! Look at that ! Whoa ! What the hell is that ?
Where ? Oh, yeah.
Holy shit. You know what that is ? Those are sun dogs.
- What does it mean ? - A blessing on the hunter sent by the great wolf to his children.
- What the fuck are you talkin' about ? - It's an old lndian thing.
You're full of shit.
Stanley, would I shit you about something like that ?
You know, Mike,
there's times when nobody but a doctor can understand you.
That's an omen, you know that ?
[ Mike ] We can have one great fucking hunting trip tonight.
[ Nick ] Mike, I don't know where you come up with all this.
- [ Steven ] Hey, wait a minute. - [ Truck Horn Honking ]
What ? Are you thinking of going deer huntin' tonight ?
Not tonight. I'm gettin' married tonight.
-You fuckin' guys would go deer huntin'. -Hey, hey.
[ Stan ] First we get you legal. Tuck you into bed with Angela.
- [ Jeering ] - Hey, baby.
You guys are fuckin' nuts. You know that ?
- Boy, you're all crazy. - [ Mike ] Life is over.
[ Stan ] Yeah, right. You're gettin' married. We're crazy.
[ Nick ] It's all right. Hey, it's all right.
We'll be right with you. All of us, won't we ? Right ? Am I right ?
- [ Mike ] Right. - [ Axel ] Fuckin' A, man.
[ Nick ] Come on. Come on, you guys.
- I'm buying the first round this morning. - [ Stan ] Hey, Steven !
[ Stan ] Any help you might need tonight, just feel free to call on me.
- [ Mike ] Oh. - Hey, Stanley, sometimes your sense of humor ain't funny.
- [ Nick ] Come on, Steven. - [ Mike ] Willing fingers.
[ Stan ] Extra lips.
[ Axel ] Fuckin' A, man.
- [ Nick ] Hey, you're a regular poet, Axel. - I couldn't agree with you more.
- Get in the car. - [ Mike ] Come on. Come on.
[ Whispers ] I do.
[ Sighs ] Oh, my God.
[ Sniffles ]
[ Train Screeching ]
[ Gasps ]
I still do not believe this.
My own boy with a strange girl.
And not so thin, if you understand my meaning. Not such a thin girl.
The next thing you know, he goes to Vietnam. [ Sighs ]
[ Speaking Russian ]
I do not understand, Father.
[ Sighs ] I understand nothing anymore. Nothing !
[ Weeping ]
Why ?
[ Weeping Continues ] Why ?
Can you explain ? Can anyone explain ?
[ Speaking Russian ]
- [ Speaking Russian ] - [ Weeping ]
[ Truck Horn Honking ]
- Pass him on the inside. - Oh-oh, you'd never do it.
[ Mike ] Shut up.
- It's your Caddy against my truck. - Is today your lucky day ?
You can't make it.
[ Truck Horn Honking ]
[ Cheering ]
- [ Truck Horn Honking ] - [ Cheering Continues ]
[ Stan ] Hey, hey, Axel, you owe him a window.
[ Steven ] Mike ! Mike ! Hey, mighty Mike !
- Oh, Axel. - Here's your truck back.
[ Steven ] Oh, hell, I hope he didn't break an axle.
I wouldn't want to take advantage of you.
It's a million-to-one shot against a sure thing.
- There's no such thing as a sure thing. - Yeah.
- [ Television Blaring ] - [ Stan ] Did you see that ?
- [ Stan ] Hey, Boom ! - [ Axel ] Hey, how ya doin' ?
[ Phone Ringing ]
Don't take anybody's money !
- Don't take my money. Take his money. - Set 'em up.
[ Commentator Chattering ]
- Kessler and a Rolling Rock. - [ Nick ] Kessler and a Rolling Rock.
[ Nick ] Give him a short one.
And give my friends down here my warm regards.
- John ! - Aaah !
[ Yelling ]
Hey, I got a hundred bucks says the Eagles never cross the 50 in the next half.
And the Steelers win by what ? Twenty.
I got an extra 20 says the Eagles' quarterback wears a dress !
[ Laughing ]
[ John ] Take your money off the bar. Drinks are on the house !
[ Speaking Russian ]
[ Russian Continues ]
- [ Giggling ] - [ Dog Barking ]
- Oh, did I get all wet ? - No. I don't know.
- [ Giggling ] - [ Barking Continues ]
- [ Yells ] - [ Laughing ]
Come on, Amy !
[ Barking Continues ]
Come on ! [ Laughing ]
Uh, Joe, maybe we could use some more flags.
- Is that all right ? - Uh--
- Up a bit, I would say. Wouldn't you say so ? - Up !
- [ Speaking Russian ] - No, no, no, down.
Oh, what a beautiful cake. Here.
[ Chattering ]
[ Man ] You've earned a drink.
[ Man ] You have a beautiful cake.
Hey !
I haven't forgotten about you.
- [ Laughter ] - I have one for you too.
[ Speaking Russian ]
[ Banging ]
[ Banging Continues ]
[ Coughing, Thudding ]
[ Banging Continues ]
Go to... fuckin' hell.
[ Clock Ticking ]
I'll give every car in the town a flat tire.
- Every goddamn one. - Oh, Daddy.
I'll do it !
Yeah, I fuckin' mean what I say, girl.
Shh. Yes. Come on.
- All around... Iike a sea. - Oh, my God.
- Ocean of flat tires. - [ Gasping ]
- Fuckin'... bitch. - [ Gasps ] No !
All bitches.
- I hate 'em. - Daddy.
- Daddy ! Daddy, no, it's me ! - Fuckin' bitches !
[ Grunts ] Give 'em all flat tires.
[ Clock Ticking ]
[ Sighs ]
[ Panting ]
[ Clears Throat ]
* You're just too good to be true *
That's great. Now I'm gonna smoke your ass.
* Like heaven to touch *
* I wanna hold you so much *
* At long last love has arrived *
* And I thank God I'm alive *
- * You're just too good to be true * - It's my shot, right ?
- * Can't take my eyes * - Come on, John.
- * Off of you * - Wipe off the tables.
This is it. This is really it.
I mean,
here I go.
There's no sense in gettin' too relaxed, buddy.
- * Let me know that it's real * - Come on.
* You're just too good to be true *
* Can't take my eyes off of you *
* Ba-da, da-da Da-da, ba-ba-ba *
* Ba-da, ba-da Ba-ba, da-da-da *
* Ba-da, da-da Da-da, ba-ba-ba *
* Ba-da, ba-da, da *
* I love you, baby *
* And if it's quite all right *
* I need you, baby to warm the lonely night *
* I love you, baby *
* Trust in me when I say *
* Oh, pretty baby *
* Don't bring me down, I pray Oh, pretty baby *
* Now that I've found you Stay *
* And let me love you, baby Let me love you *
- [ Axel ] You faggot. - * You're just too good *
- * To be true * - [ Woman ] Bums !
* Can't take my eyes off of you *
- * You-- * - [ Groaning ]
- Hey ! - [ Speaking Russian ]
- * I wanna hold you so much * - [ Steven ] Jesus.
** [ Humming ]
[ Steven ] Jesus Christ !
[ Speaking Russian ] To do this to your own mother...
who prays for you all her life. [ Speaking Russian ]
Is your heart so cruel, so unfeeling ?
You marry this girl. You leave her with me.
And you go with these bums to the Vietnam !
- Ow. Ow. - Bullshit.
* And if it's quite all right *
- One flight ! It's one flight upstairs ! - [ Speaking Russian ]
- When I come home-- One flight. - [ Speaking Russian ]
I love Angela.
And she loves me.
Wear a scarf today !
You don't wear a scarf with a tuxedo.
- I'm not gonna wear a scarf with a tuxedo. - [ Speaking Russian ]
[ Machinery Humming ]
- You tryin' to look like a prince ? - What do you mean "trying" ?
You should've done that a long time ago.
- That way, it would've set. - I know.
- Then why didn't you do it ? - 'Cause I forgot.
[ Chattering ]
- [ Both Laughing ] - [ Axel ] Oh, man.
Steven's gettin' married in a couple of hours.
We're talkin' about huntin' the last time before the army.
The whole thing, it's crazy.
I'll tell ya one thing.
If I found out my life had to end up in the mountains,
I'd be all right.
But it has to be in your mind.
What ?
One shot ?
Two is pussy.
I don't think about one shot that much anymore, Mike.
You have to think about one shot. One shot is what it's all about.
A deer has to be taken with one shot.
I try to tell people that. They don't listen.
- You really think about Vietnam ? - Yeah.
I don't know. I guess.
I'm thinkin' about the deer. Going to Nam.
I like the trees, you know ?
I like the way the trees are in the mountains, all the different--
The way the trees are.
I sound like some asshole, right ?
I'll tell you, Nick, you're the only guy I go huntin' with, you know ?
I like a guy with quick moves and speed. I ain't gonna hunt with no assholes.
- Well, who's an asshole ? - Who's an asshole ?
Who do you think's an asshole ?
They're all a bunch of assholes.
I mean, I love 'em. They're great guys, but without you, I'd hunt alone.
- Seriously, that's what I'd do. - Well, you're a fuckin' nut.
You know that, Mike. You're a maniac, control freak.
I just don't like no surprises.
[ Chattering, Laughter ]
- Damn thing won't open. - Well, give it a kick.
Hey, man, hey, hey, not like that. Not--
Here, here, here.
- See that ? - Fuckin' A.
Unreal.
[ John ] Axel, now I know why you're not still kicking for the Steelers.
You know, I love Mike's car.
Yeah, some cars, they just sit.
You never know with a car like this where the hell it's gonna take you.
Yeah. It makes me feel safe.
- ** [ Women Singing ] - [ Screaming ]
- ** [ Singing Continues ] - Oh, what is he doing ?
[ Chuckling ] Axel's humping Mike's Coupe de Ville.
[ Chattering ]
- Axel, get out of there. - Let's get the carnations.
Get up. Get up. What are you doing ?
Come on. Sit up. Oh, God, you're impossible.
- Here, put this on. You have to have that on. - Crummy tuxedo.
- [ Mumbling ] - Tuxedo's been stuck a million times.
- Where'd you get this thing ? It's not funny. - Fuckin' A.
- I'm beautiful, right ? I'm beautiful. - No, you're not.
- All set. - Thanks, Amy.
[ Chattering, Laughing ]
You can't even sit up, Axel. Oh !
- Axel, come on. Sit up. You can't even sit up. - Beautiful.
Linda, what's the matter ? I was gonna pick you up.
Hi. [ Sobbing ]
- What's the matter ? - He hit me.
Hey, come here, come here. I wanna ask you something.
Hey, wait a minute, goddamn it.
- Nick ? - You don't walk away from me. What is that on your face ?
Nicky, you and Michael, you're goin' away in a couple of days.
I was just wonderin' if I could use this place to stay.
- Oh, sure. - I'd wanna pay you both.
- And I was thinking-- - What are you talkin' about ?
I would wanna pay you, Nick.
- [ Thunder Rumbling ] - Hey, Kochatka, it's me you're talking to.
- You know, how long have you known me for ? - [ Giggling, Sobbing ]
What ?
I don't know.
[ Laughing ]
** [ Choir Singing ln Foreign Language ]
** [ Singing Continues ]
[ Singing Stops ]
Have you, Steven, a free will and a firm intention...
to take unto yourself as wife this woman, Angela,
whom you see before you ?
I do.
- You have not promised yourself to any other bride ? - I have not.
Have you, Angela, a free will and a firm intention...
to take unto yourself as husband this man, Steven,
whom you see before you ?
I have.
- You have not promised yourself to any other man ? - I have not.
[ Priest Chanting ] Blessed is the kingdom of the Father and of the Son...
and of the Holy Spirit,
now and ever and unto ages of ages.
[ Choir ] * Amen *
** [ Choir Singing ]
** [ Singing Continues ]
* Entreat, entreat the Lord *
* And He will have mercy *
* On our souls *
** [ Singing Continues ln Foreign Language ]
[ Cheering, Applause ]
[ Cheering ]
** [ Singing Continues ]
[ Chattering ]
[ Yelling ]
[ Chattering ]
** [ Russian Folk Music Playing ]
[ Cheering ]
[ Whistling ]
** [ Music Continues ]
- [ Music Stops ] - [ Cheering, Yelling ]
[ Silverware Clanging ]
[ Cheering, Yelling ]
[ Shouts ]
[ Cheering, Yelling ]
[ Chanting ] Hey, hey, hey !
[ Chanting lntensifies ]
[ Cheering ]
** [ Russian Folk Music Playing ]
Oh, hey, what's going on ?
For a buck, you get a shooter, a cigar...
and a dance with the beautiful bride.
[ Axel ] Fuckin' A.
And you're on your way.
- [ Cheering ] - Do it. Come on. Do it.
** [ Whistling ]
[ Woman ] Whoo !
** [ Whistling ]
May I have your attention, please, ladies and gentlemen ?
- Quiet, please, please. - [ Cheering, Yelling ]
That's really wonderful. Thank you. May I have your attention, please ?
I have a very, very important announcement.
Whoever owns-- [ Coughs ]
Whoever owns a white Chevy lmpala, would you please move it ?
- It's blocking the driveway. - [ Yelling, Cheering ]
Whoever owns a white Chevy lmpala,
it's blocking the driveway.
A white Chevy lmpala.
[ Cheering, Yelling ]
[ Drumroll ]
Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen,
Angela and Steven would like to welcome you...
and to introduce you to their bridal party,
and especially to Michael and Nick,
who are also going to Vietnam with Steven...
- to proudly serve their country. - [ Cheering ]
[ Applause, Whistling ]
[ Cheering ]
** [ Band Playing "The Stars And Stripes Forever" ]
- [ Cheering ] - * You're just too good to be true *
* Can't take my eyes off of you *
Will you dance with me ?
Monday, Monday's the day. Yeah, Monday, Monday.
You're so sweet. Thanks for being my maid of honor.
Dance, dance.
You want me to--
You nut, you want me to dance ? You want me to dance ? Hey, Nicky !
[ Screams ] Michael, Michael !
Oh, my God.
- Hey, how ya been ? - Excuse me.
Hey, Nick, Nick, you know, you know,
you know that I'd be going with you guys...
if, if, if it wasn't for my knees.
You know that ?
Wait.
* I love you, baby And if it's quite all right *
* I need you, baby to warm the lonely nights *
* Oh, I love you, baby *
* Trust in me when I say *
* Oh, pretty baby *
* Don't bring me down, I pray Oh, pretty baby *
* Now that I've found you Stay *
* And let me love you, baby *
* Let me love you *
* You're just too good to be true *
* Can't take my eyes off of you *
* You feel like heaven to touch *
* I want to hold you so much *
* At long last love has arrived *
- [ Giggling ] - I'm not the greatest dancer in the world.
- You're okay. - I am not.
- No, you're very fancy. - [ Chuckles ]
You want a beer or something like that ?
- You want a beer or something ? - Okay. Sure.
- What kind of beer would you like ? - What ? I don't know.
- What kind of beer would you like ? - I don't care. Any kind.
- I'll get you a Rolling Rock. - Okay.
- That's a good beer. It's the best around. - Huh ? Yeah, okay.
- Rolling Rock ? - Yeah.
Be right back.
* Oh, pretty baby Don't bring me down, I pray *
- * I need you, baby to warm the lonely night * - [ Speaking Russian ]
* I love you, baby Trust in me when I say *
You wanna come ? I'll get you--
* Oh, pretty baby Don't bring me down, I pray *
* Oh, pretty baby Now that I've found you, stay *
* And let me love you, baby *
* Let me love you **
- Hey, Jerry. - [ Giggling ]
- Sorry. - It's okay.
Jerry, give us two Rolling Rocks...
and give me a Kessler on the side.
It's okay. It's a wedding, you know.
You're supposed to let go and have fun and all that.
You really like Nick a lot, huh ?
[ Bartender ] Anybody else for a shooter ?
Yeah.
[ Applause, Cheering ]
** [ Band Playing Polka ]
[ Screaming ] Axel !
Put me down ! What are you doing ?
Axel ! Help !
[ Screaming ]
[ Screaming Continues ]
Axel, no ! Axel, put me down !
- What are you doing ? Oh, Axel. - I'm gonna kiss you.
Stop ! Stop ! I'm gonna stab you.
- You wanna fuck or fight ? - Axel !
** [ Whistling ]
I think I might like to dance with the lady, if you don't mind.
- Have you known him long ? - [ Indistinct ]
[ Indistinct ]
This is the most fun I've had in months.
Do you know what that son of a bitch is doing ?
[ Indistinct ]
He's got his hand on her ass !
It's only-- It's only--
- It's only a wedding. - What do you mean, "It's only a wedding" ?
The guy-- Look, he did it again ! He just did it !
- Come on. I gotta go get my gun out of my coat. - Go get your gun. Go get it.
[ John ] Whoa, whoa, whoa.
[ John ] Time out. Time out !
You hurt me, you--
You punched me right there. It hurts.
Is that better ?
I'm gonna kick on his fuckin' ass.
- Hey, Stan is crazy. - Why ? What happened ?
- That Stan is crazy. - What happened ?
It's a Green Beret !
- [ Steven ] Hey ! Whoo ! - [ Mike ] No kidding.
Jerry ! Jerry, give the man a drink.
- Hey ! - Give him a drink !
- Sir ! Sir ! - Sir !
Na zdorovije.
- Na zdorovije. - Na zdorovije.
Don't cause any kind of problem, huh ?
Nah, I wanna talk to the man. I wanna talk to the man. We're goin' over there.
Sir, Mike Vronsky.
- Nick. This is the groom, Steve. - I'm the best man.
We're goin' airborne, sir. What's it like ?
- I hope they send us where the bullets are flyin'. - That's right.
- Fighting's the worst, huh ? - [ Both ] That's right.
Fuck it.
- Fuck it ? What did he say ? - Fuck it.
Fuck it. That's what I thought.
W-- Well, what's it like over there ?
[ Mike ] Can you tell us anything ?
Fuck it.
[ Mike ] Okay, fuck it.
Fuck him.
Fuck it. Hey !
[ Steven ] Michael, hey.
- Hey. - Fuck who ?
Fuck who ?
- [ Axel ] Who the hell is he ? - [ Mike ] Who the fuck knows ?
[ Axel ] He looks like a fuckin' hillbilly.
[ Mike ] Give him another drink, Jerry. Just the same.
- Hey ! Fuck it ! - [ Laughing ]
- [ Laughter Continues ] - [ Steven ] Fuck you.
[ All ] Hey ! Hey !
Steven.
[ All ] Hey ! Hey !
Oh !
[ Cheering ]
[ All ] Hey ! Hey !
[ Music Stops ]
[ Cheering, Yelling ]
[ Screaming ] I got it !
Will you marry me ?
Yeah.
You would ?
Mm-hmm.
What I mean is if we get back from--
I mean, when we get back.
I don't know what the hell I mean.
I think what goes through your mind comes out your mouth.
Angela and Steven,
if you don't spill a drop,
it's good luck for the rest of your life.
[ Bandleader And Guests Chanting ln Russian ]
[ Chanting Continues ]
[ Chanting lntensifies ]
[ Cheering, Applause ]
** [ Russian Folk Song Begins ]
** [ Guests Singing ln Russian ]
** [ Singing, Clapping Continues ]
[ Yelling, Chattering ]
[ Angela Squeals ]
[ Chattering ]
- Hey ! - Hey, hey !
- Whoo ! - [ Laughing ]
Don't worry what Stan says. Just forget that.
- He's got a big fucking mouth. - Right.
- Huh ? - [ Axel ] That's enough.
- Hey ! - [ Mike ] Come here.
I never really did it with Angela, Nicky.
Great. That's great.
That's my last one true secret.
It's nothing. It's nothing. Just forget about it.
- [ Shouting, Chattering ] - Angela, Angela !
Oh, Angela.
What am I gonna do when she has the baby ?
- That's Angela's part, right ? - That's right.
- Just hang loose. - Hang loose ?
Be happy.
Go on. Get out of here. We don't wanna see you anymore.
[ Axel ] Look at this maniac.
I'll see you Monday on the train.
- Hey. - Drive carefully.
- You didn't know that about Angela, huh ? Right ? - Oh, that's bullshit.
- Oh, it's bullshit, right ? Yeah ? - It's bullshit. Bullshit.
- I happen to know it's true. - That's bullshit.
-I happen to know it's true. All right ? -You're full of bullshit.
- Do you wanna bet ? Put your money where your mouth is. - Yeah. Bullshit.
- Go fuck yourself, Stan. - Huh ? Go fuck yourself.
- Fuck you. - Ah, grow up.
[ Bridesmaids Squealing ]
[ Steven ] Hey ! Hey ! All right !
[ Chattering ]
- [ Cans Rattling ] - [ Dogs Barking ]
[ Angela ] Michael, Michael, what are you doing ?
- Mike ! Hey, Mike ! - Michael !
[ Angela ] Michael, what the hell are you doing ?
- Michael ! - Hey !
Michael, what the hell are you doing ? Michael !
- Hey, hey, hey ! - [ Axel ] Fuck it !
Michael, come back here ! What the hell is he doing ?
[ Angela ] Michael, what the hell are you doing ?
- [ Nick ] Hey, Mike ! - [ Angela ] Michael, come back here !
[ Angela ] Come here, Michael !
[ Angela ] You know we love you ! Get back here !
[ Nick ] Hey, Mike ! I gotta talk to you !
[ Train Horn Blowing ]
[ Machinery Humming ]
Mike !
Hey !
[ Beeping ]
[ Groaning ]
Shit !
I must be out of my fuckin' mind.
I must be out of my mind.
I don't know. Everything's going so fast.
Man, oh, man.
Hey, Nick.
Think we'll ever come back ?
- From Nam ? - Yeah.
You know something ?
The whole thing, it's right here.
I love this fuckin' place.
- [ Chuckling ] You're crazy, man. - I know that sounds crazy.
If anything happens, Mike, don't leave me over there.
You got-- You gotta-- Just don't leave me.
- You gotta promise me that, Mike. - Hey.
No, man, you got-- you gotta--
You gotta promise definitely.
- Hey, Nicky. - Huh ?
- You got it, pal. - Promise ?
[ Both Laughing ]
** [ Men Singing, lndistinct ]
* Shout Geronimo, Geronimo *
* It's a silk and check your canopy and take a look around *
* The air is filled with troopers set for battle on the ground *